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Top Ten Pickup Lines for SEOs

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Top Ten Pickup Lines for SEOs

Just in time for Valentine's Day...

  • Search here often?
  • Is that a SERP in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
  • You must be banned from Google because it’s blackhat to look that good.
  • I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.
  • You rank first on my personalized search results.
  • I’d like to subscribe to your feed.
  • Do you believe in link love at first site, or should I refresh my browser?
  • Let’s move this conversation out of beta.
  • I’ve been checking out your site and it looks del.icio.us.
  • I think I’d be a good return on your investment.

This YouMoz entry was submitted by one of our community members. The author’s views are entirely their own (excluding an unlikely case of hypnosis) and may not reflect the views of Moz.


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