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Dear Internet, Meet Facebook Status Optimizer (Boom, Mind Explodes)

Danny Dover

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Danny Dover

Dear Internet, Meet Facebook Status Optimizer (Boom, Mind Explodes)

The author's views are entirely their own (excluding the unlikely event of hypnosis) and may not always reflect the views of Moz.

Update: Happy April Fools day everyone! :-D Thanks to all of those who played along and everyone who participated (willingly or not ;-p). Hopefully this made you or a friend smile as much as everyone here at the office. Until next year, Cheers!


 At SEOmoz, we have always striven to be at the forefront of understanding digital search. As web search has become an increasingly solved problem, some of our researchers have begun to switch their focus from Google to Facebook. Facebook is unique in that it is able to data mine social patterns between real life friends. This is increasingly critical data because as our lives become more busy, automation of simple tasks like social networking become more necessary.

Based on these trends, I am proud to announce our brand new tool, Facebook Status Optimizer.

FSO - Logged In View

Facebook Status Optimizer (FSO) automatically posts status updates on your behalf that are algorithmically written to ensure your status updates beat the competition and appear at the top of your friend’s newsfeed. SEO was largely about making money, so we are happy that Facebook Status Optimizer’s focus is aligned with what really matters in life - being popular online.

Key Benefits:

Automate talking with your friends with data from your actual behavior!


Jen Lopez

Hooked on Phonics

 

Computer learning algorithms learn from your friends’ popular status updates


Your friend’s popular status update:

Harry Potter

Your automatically generated message:


Your friend’s popular status update:



Your automatically generated message:

Lost Ending

Your friend’s popular status update:

Car gas

Your automatically generated message:

Sick Family

 

FSO posts statuses that are algorithmically determined to get you more attention!


Roger Mozbot



Plutonium

Share helpful product reviews with those that you care about!


Skin Rash

Visa Platinum Card

 Miley


Start using Facebook Status Optimizer today!

 

 


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Danny Dover

Danny Dover is a passionate online marketer, influential writer and obsessed bucket list completer. He is the author of the bestselling book Search Engine Optimization Secrets and the founder of Intriguing Ideas LLC. Before starting his own company, Danny was the Senior SEO Manager at AT&T and the Lead SEO at SEOmoz.org.

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