(Intro: For those who aren't aware, last week I challenged Will Critchlow to a presentation-off during SMX London).

I see how it is, Will. Don't try to deny it.

You can't win on points, so you think you can send some army of torrential British micro-water soldiers (colloquially called "rain") to stop me?

Think again, muchacho. I'm coming for you. 

And no scooter accident, banged up body, scratched up leg or bruised hand can stop me. I'll see you in London - cane in one hand... actually, nothing in the other, cause it kinda hurts, but Vicodin in my pocket.

I will defeat you, Critchlow!!

I may be down, but I'm not out. Come next Tuesday, we gonna rumble.

p.s. blogging and email may be slower the next few days due to my less-than-fully-agile left hand.

p.p.s. Really, I'm OK, but let me highly recommend to anyone on two wheels going down hills during the first rain in a while - start braking early. Thanks to all the friendly people who stopped to help me, the ridiculously good looking staff at the UW emergency room, Ben Plehal of evogear who came to get me after the accident, all the kind Twitter replies and my lovely, amazing wife, Mystery Guest - I'm sorry I scared you, honey.